The Cat Calls Me Roger

“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.” —Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump (1994).

Nothing truer was ever said in a fictional movie! Likewise, that's what you'll learn about this site! My name is not Roger of course, but that’s what the cat calls me for some reason. The dogs, on the other hand, just call me Pa!

My wife says, "Rule #1: Roger lies. Rule #2: See rule #1!" That's not entirely true as I don't really lie, I just spin things a little different than most.